- Hyphenating words is easy, [right?](https://laurmaedje.github.io/posts/hypher/) - Don't worry, the [faked Alzheimer's research](https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease) is bad but [we've been wasting our time for much longer than that](https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/faked-beta-amyloid-data-what-does-it-mean). - I have no snarky comment here. [Please don't let robots near humans](https://mobile.twitter.com/xakpc/status/1550224137041371144). - I did not have ["4chan was a Hatsune Miku underground marketing play all along"](https://www.wired.com/story/who-owns-4chan/) on my 2022 bingo card. - [Little things matter](https://twitter.com/Felienne/status/1551477360976969728). - [That *is* a lot easier way to explain calculus, isn't it?](https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1550843176851841031) - Now that is a great idea. [All the amps are right there, after all](https://electrek.co/2022/07/27/siemens-home-ev-charger-adapter/amp/). - [I'LL TAKE FIVE DOZEN](https://about.usps.com/newsroom/national-releases/2022/0726ma-usps-celebrates-james-webb-space-telescope.htm) - From the we-are-living-in-military-sf department: "Don't worry Sergeant, [the armor can tell that the bullet missed eveything important](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abo2542), it's some [real star trek shit](https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1552716118736785408) and we can just [grow you a new gall bladder](https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/08/04/1056633/startup-wants-copy-you-embryo-organ-harvesting/) anyway. Now get back to work, we have to [load the reactor on the C-17](https://www.world-nuclear-news.org/Articles/BWX-Technologies-selected-to-build-Project-Pele-mi), right next to the [isolation lab](https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2240539/negatively-pressurized-conexes-ready-to-save-lives/). Once the boffins [extract the data from that chip](https://twitter.com/Stammy/status/1552485928505151488), we'll [be able to disable all those robot dogs](https://twitter.com/d0tslash/status/1555326302462394370). Oh the reactor is quite safe. If the [explosion goes backwards, though](https://twitter.com/GovNuclear/status/1556782853236604929), your armor's geiger counter will push the [fun button](https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/pdfs/AD1096663.pdf)." - The real [He Who Shall Not Be Named](https://charlierussellbears.com/LinguisticArchaeology.html). - 536 was *not* the worst year, the [cat gap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_gap) was much worse. Proailurus is definitely the name of my pussycat dolls gegorian chant cover band. - It is a certain kind of hardcore to [get wireshark to read from an oscilliscope](https://www.mattkeeter.com/blog/2022-08-11-udp/). - Sigh, [it has been zero days since a wildly insecure crypto system was utterly hacked](https://twitter.com/0xfoobar/status/1554269062653411334). - Sadly, it has *also* been [zero days since a brand new NIST standard was blown wide open](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/08/sike-once-a-post-quantum-encryption-contender-is-koed-in-nist-smackdown/) so I guess there's plenty to go around. "Is there a simple way to explain the magic ingredient? [Nope. Go learn about Richelot isogenies and abelian surfaces.](https://ellipticnews.wordpress.com/2022/07/31/breaking-supersingular-isogeny-diffie-hellman-sidh/)" - Look, when just-in-time stops working and you need critical supplies, [you do what you need to](https://www.vitisphere.com/news-95612-languedoc-wines-delivered-to-the-united-states-by-sailing-boat.html).