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- Lever: Check. Fulcrum: Check. Archimedes, [eat your heart out](https://twitter.com/jeff_foust/status/1579895826071293952). Video summaries from [Scott](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1mlZj025c) and [Becky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rNAc3cWFc) if you prefer to watch your science.
- What am I, a [mind reader](https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.09.29.509744v1)? Some commentary by the author [in this twitter thread](https://twitter.com/jerryptang/status/1575846939543076865). Hook it up to [this terrifying dystopian headline](https://twitter.com/WalesOnline/status/1580224116694867969) and see if it minds that it can't scream.
- We don't need no [stinkin autoclave](https://twitter.com/Danger_PhD/status/1566437021786157059).
- [its_happening.gif](https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=8aebac82933ff1a7c8eede18cab11e1115e2062b)
- The x86 boot process is ... really something. The initial boot code is some of the most security sensitive there is and it's universally provided as opaque blobs you just need to trust. At least [occasional leaks can pull back the curtains](https://hardenedvault.net/blog/2022-10-08-alderlake_fw-leak/) but does it need to be this way? [Local fast-talkin' man says no](https://www.osfc.io/2022/talks/i-have-come-to-bury-the-bios-not-to-open-it-the-need-for-holistic-systems/) and [backs it up with some code with a very pronounceable name](https://github.com/oxidecomputer/phbl).
- Not enough of our infrastructure today is built with ["survive WWIII mode"](https://twitter.com/link_layer/status/1579175517622001664). Surely we will not regret this in any way.
- I don't know who is relying on physical remoteness for wifi security but [don't](https://twitter.com/Laughing_Mantis/status/1579550302172508161?t=xDxZ8zOtyp_AjbLo5QTgEg&s=19).
- Is this even weird anymore? [It has been 0 days since nine figures of crypto theft](https://twitter.com/DefiantNews/status/1579985570930966528). I guess most bank robbers don't get to [vote if they'll turn themselves in](https://twitter.com/alex_valaitis/status/1580017142132805632).
- With whom, exactly, will this be [cooperating?](https://twitter.com/polynoamial/status/1580185706735218689)
- This website will update the firmware on a Dell. Deep down, [you already know the password](https://updateyodell.net/).
- Who had ["AI vs humans arms race in matrix multiplication"](https://arxiv.org/abs/2210.04045) on their bingo card?
- What if ZFS were [smaller?](https://twitter.com/OpenZFS/status/1577743676859727874)
- This WASM thing has gone too far, it [needs to be stopped](https://webvm.io/).
