Bitcoin consistenly delivers the best weird news. For a while you could buy a physical bitcoin with a scratch-off private key for safekeeping. Everyone who's surprised that many of them were found to have been subsequently emptied please return your cynicism units to your local Department of Obvious Outcomes for reprogramming. The real surprise is the manufacturer trying to make it right.
You might hit something! If you do, be careful what you put on the insurance report as only two moving objects can collide, if one is stationary they allide instead. (What's it called when two stationary objects hit each other?)
Political protest via livestreaming a flag in the middle of nowhere and then a band of internet miscreants tracks it down by flight paths and astronomy? Shitty scifi plot but just regular 2017 reality.